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Lego builder. Disney connoisseur. Mildly obsessed with serial killers. What's not to love?

41 years young. In a long-term relationship for 21 years (yes, she's aware of my digital wanderings).

I'm an ATW dashboard regular, which basically makes me the resident oddball buyer. If you've seen #CommunityDashChat, the #YOUDESERVEIT competition or the #BADGEME competition, that's me. You're welcome.

I run on a strange fuel of altruism and morbid curiosity. I'm officially qualified in Animal Care and voluntarily run a non-profit to feed pets, but I've also studied Criminology so extensively that my "for you" page on Netflix is a sea of serial killer doc*mentaries. Don't worry, my two dogs and five cats keep me grounded. Mostly.

Hobbies include: building Lego masterpieces for the cats to inevitably destroy, mastering video games, dabbling as an amateur writer, and unapologetically loving all things Disney. A man who can a**lyse the psychology of both Scar and Ted Bundy is a man of culture, right?

Looking for digital-only fun. My particular kinks involve some specific tastes—namely, panty wetting (🍋)—and a touch of DDLG. If you've got a great sense of humour and don't mind a guy who knows way too much about Harry Potter and the human psyche, send a message.

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*The Silverwood Saga: Part 3*

Elara plunged through the stone archway, and reality twisted. The air, suddenly thick and heavy with the scent of ozone and deep earth, felt charged, making the hairs on her arms stand on end. The world wasn't silent here; it was filled with a constant, layered whispering that skittered at the very edge of her hearing. The woods were a riot of impossible colour; the trees were pillars of smooth, black obsidian, while huge, bioluminescent fungi pulsed with an eerie blue and green light, casting shifting, unnatural shadows.

She followed a path of smooth river stones that seemed to swallow the strange light, forcing her deeper into the twilight realm. She was being watched, not by a single, vast intelligence, but by hundreds of smaller, quicker things. In the branches of the obsidian trees, she saw them: small, chittering creatures made of twigs and bone, with too many joints and eyes like burning embers. Fluttering between the trees were swarms of Glimmer-moths, their wings swirling with beautiful, hypnotic patterns that made her eyes lose focus and her thoughts drift if she stared at them for too long.

The path widened into a clearing filled with what she first took for an exhibition of bizarre marble statues. They were figures of people and animals, frozen in poses of glee, terror, and confusion—a garden of petrified life. In the center of it all was Puck. He was crouched on the ground, humming a nonsensical tune while trying to coax a terrified, whimpering badger into a hoop shape. "The arch goes up, you see? Not sideways," he was explaining patiently to the creature, holding a gnarled tree branch like a croquet mallet.

He looked up suddenly, and a smile that was far too wide split his face. "A new player! Splendid!" he chirped, clapping his hands together and abandoning the badger, which immediately scurried away. He skipped over to Elara, his movements unnaturally fluid. "You smell of starlight and poor decisions! That's against the rules, you know! No outside rules in my garden." His cheerful expression vanished, replaced by a flash of cold fury. "But..." his smile snapped back into place instantly, "...new rules can make for a fun new game!" He gestured around at the frozen figures. "To pass through my little party, one must play. Win, and you may ask a question. Lose..." He shrugged, tapping a screaming statue with his mallet. "Well, you'll make a lovely decoration. Your move!"

***

What does she do now?

1. AGREE TO PLAY HIS GAME.
She can enter his world of madness, accepting whatever twisted challenge he offers.

2. DEMAND TO KNOW THE RULES.
A logical approach to an illogical being. She can refuse to play until she understands the terms.

3. REFUSE TO PLAY AND WALK AWAY.
A direct defiance of his power. She can try to leave the clearing, ignoring his challenge completely.

4. OFFER A GAME OF HER OWN.
She can try to beat the trickster at his own game, seizing control by setting her own terms.

Please go to the poll post and make your choice (or comment your choice on this post)

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Added a new photo > PUCK'S GAME HAS BEGUN 🃏

Elara escaped the Scepter only to walk straight into a madhouse.

Part 3 has been released, and she's met Puck: the Fae trickster who rules a garden of his petrified "playmates." He doesn't want power... he just wants to play a game. Her life now hangs on the outcome, and her next move is in YOUR hands.

Part 3 is pinned to my profile. The new poll is live on my feed. Read the latest, terrifying chapter and choose her fate.

#TheSilverwoodSaga #InteractiveStory #CommunityChoice #UrbanFantasy

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Part 3 of THE SILVERWOOD SAGA took us through the archway into the Fae-Wood, leaving the Scepter behind for a world that is far stranger and perhaps even more dangerous. With the story paused on a terrifying new character, I'd love to know what has you most excited for Part 4! (Let me know your theories about Puck's "game" in the comments!) #TheSilverwoodSaga

Puck's Game 🃏 (I can't wait to see what the 'Joker' of the woods does next) The Fae-Wood 🪾 (The creepy and magical atmosphere of this new realm is brilliant) The Scepter's Investigation 🕵️ (What's happening back in the mundane world? I need to know what the Scepter is doing) Elara's Choice 🤔 (I'm on the edge of my seat waiting to see how she handles this impossible situation with Puck)

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Please read the 3rd Part of THE SILVERWOOD SAGA (Pinned to my profile) and then pick Elara's path, What does she do now? (Descriptions of the choices in the story post)

AGREE TO PLAY HIS GAME. DEMAND TO KNOW THE RULES REFUSE TO PLAY AND WALK AWAY OFFER A GAME OF HER OWN

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*The Die is Cast. The Path is Through the Woods.* THE SILVERWOOD SAGA

The poll is closed, and the community's choice is clear. Thank you to everyone who took part in guiding Elara's fate!

When faced with overwhelming power and the imminent arrival of her pursuers, you chose the path of mystery. You have sent Elara through the magical archway and into the unknown depths of the Whispering Woods.

She has left the mundane world (and its rules) behind.

But what lies on the other side of that ancient gate? A sanctuary? Or something far older, stranger, and more dangerous? She may have escaped the Scepter for now, but she's just walked into a place where they are no longer the greatest threat.

I am now writing Part 3 based on this pivotal decision. The saga continues at 9PM BST Tonight.

#TheSilverwoodSaga #InteractiveStory #CommunityChoice #Fantasy

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*A Key, A Lock, and a Choice.*

Elara survived her first decision in THE SILVERWOOD SAGA, but Part 2 has left her in an even more dangerous situation. She knows the crystal is a key, she's revealed a hidden path, and now every Awakened in the country is aware of her.

Her time is up. What does she do?
* Enter the archway?
* Absorb more power?
* Destroy the crystal?
* Set an ambush?

The poll to decide her fate closes TODAY at 4 PM BST.

Part 2 of the story is pinned to my profile. Find the poll on my main feed and cast your vote!

#TheSilverwoodSaga #InteractiveStory #CommunityChoice #VoteNow

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Welcome to #CommunityDashChat

Today's Topic: If you could live in the world of any Disney/Pixar movie, which would it be and why?

Let's all have a banter, no sales or requests in here please, please follow each other too, let's make this community amazing

All welcome let just have a friendly community chat and a laugh, lol

You can talk about anything it doesn't have to be the daily topic, it's just an icebreaker

@TheBetterBigGinge
@MissMer
@GingerRuby
@GlasgowKitty
@CurvyAllanaNi
@TattooedALTMilfXo
@LucyTheMILF
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*The Silverwood Saga: Part 2*

Elara pushed down her panic, replacing it with a cold, academic curiosity she thought she’d buried with her old life. This was an artifact, an unknown quantity, and Rule One was to understand the threat. She walked toward the center of the field, the air growing thick and heavy, vibrating with the crystal’s power. The low hum wasn't just a sound; it was a pressure in her skull, a feeling of immense, ancient thought. The light pulsed in time with her frantic heartbeat, casting shifting patterns of violet across the still faces of the villagers.

Hesitantly, she reached out a hand, her fingers tingling as they entered the artifact’s immediate aura. The moment her skin brushed against the cool, smooth surface, her mind flooded with a torrent of incomprehensible data. She saw not images, but the feeling of them: the cold of the void, the terror of being shattered, the long, lonely fall through a star-dusted sky. It was a piece of a consciousness, ancient and vast, and its agony was overwhelming. She snatched her hand back with a gasp, the psychic backlash staggering her.

The crystal, having been touched by another magical being, reacted. It focused its energy, not as an attack, but as an instruction. A brilliant beam of violet light shot from its tip, not into the sky, but horizontally, striking the treeline of the Whispering Woods. Where the light hit, the shadows themselves seemed to part, revealing an ancient stone archway covered with ivy, a structure that had been completely invisible moments before. The path beyond it beckoned, leading into the darkest heart of the woods.

The burst of light was a flare in the night, a magical beacon that would alert every Awakened in the country. She had even less time than she thought. Her head pounded with the echo of the crystal’s memories, and she now knew a fraction of what it was: a key. And it had just shown her the lock. The crystal’s hum was no longer a vague thrum; it was a clear, insistent pull towards the newly revealed path.

***

What does she do now?

1. Enter the archway into the woods.
The crystal showed her the way; she can choose to follow its command.

2. Try to absorb more power from the crystal.
She has felt its power; now she can risk her sanity to seize more.

3. Attempt to destroy the crystal.
It’s a beacon and a key; she can try to shatter it and end the threat now.

4. Set an ambush for the authorities.
They are coming for her. She won't run; she'll make them regret it.

#TheSilverwoodSaga #CommunityChoices #Fantasy #InteractiveStory

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*The Poll is Closed. The Choice is Made.*

THE SILVERWOOD SAGA poll has officially closed, and the community's voice is clear. A huge thank you to everyone who voted and provided feedback over the last 20 hours!

When faced with an impossible situation, you chose not to run, not to hide, and not to be distracted. You chose the path of knowledge and confrontation. The winning choice is:

EXAMINE THE CRYSTAL.

Elara will walk toward the strange power, seeking answers at the heart of the chaos. But what happens when the crystal, a fragment of an ancient, cosmic consciousness, looks back? What secrets will be revealed, and what new dangers will be unleashed by this decision?

I am now writing Part 2 based on this outcome. Prepare yourselves. The Silverwood Saga continues at 8pm Tonight

#TheSilverwoodSaga #CommunityChoice #InteractiveStory #Fantasy

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What's your biggest takeaway from Part 1 of THE SILVERWOOD SAGA? (If you haven't read Part 1, it's pinned to my profile)

The Protagonist (Elara Thorne) The Atmosphere The Central Mystery The Interactive Concept

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Added a new photo > Let's Talk About Part 1 of THE SILVERWOOD SAGA!

Now that the first part of The Silverwood Saga is out and the first crucial vote is underway, I'd love to hear your initial thoughts on the story.

What's your biggest takeaway from Part 1? (I will make this a poll too)

* The Protagonist
I'm completely hooked on Elara's story and her difficult past.

* The Atmosphere
The atmosphere is incredible—so mysterious and tense!

* The Central Mystery
The plot is so intriguing; I have so many theories about the crystal.

* The Interactive Concept
I'm loving the whole concept, especially that our choices truly matter.

Feel free to share your theories and more detailed thoughts in the comments!

#TheSilverwoodSaga #CommunityFeedback #InteractiveStory #Fantasy

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**FINAL HOUR TO VOTE** THE SILVERWOOD SAGA

This is it. The final hour to choose Elara's path.

In sixty minutes, the poll will lock, and her destiny will be set. Her next actions, the allies she makes, and the enemies she faces all depend on this result.

The story is pinned to my profile. Find the poll and vote NOW!

Poll closes at 4 PM BST sharp.

#TheSilverwoodSaga #VoteNow #FinalHour

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Less Than Two Hours Remain.

The future of THE SILVERWOOD SAGA is being written right now. Will Elara embrace cosmic power, or ancient magic? Will she try to control the chaos, or will she focus on the human cost?

The margin is close, and every vote can change the outcome. Time is running out.

The story is pinned to my profile! Find the poll on my main feed and cast your vote before the 4 PM deadline!

#TheSilverwoodSaga #InteractiveFiction #Fantasy

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The Choice Looms. *THE SILVERWOOD SAGA*

A sleeping village. A fallen star. A lone woman who has to decide what to do next.

Elara Thorne's story has reached its first crossroads. She can investigate the crystal, contain the scene, flee into the woods, or focus on the victims.

The story is pinned to my profile for anyone who needs to catch up. The poll to decide her fate is a separate post—cast your vote before 4 PM BST!

#TheSilverwoodSaga #InteractiveStory #CommunityChoice #VoteNow

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Please check out the story on my pinned post and please vote on my latest poll, to influence the story

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Please check out the story on my pinned post and please vote on my latest poll, to influence the story

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THE SILVERWOOD SAGA

The village of Silverwood didn't exist on most modern maps. Tucked away in the kind of rugged hill country that motorways bend to avoid, it was a place the twenty-first century had largely left behind—a handful of stone cottages, a pub with a temperamental landline, and a shaky grip on mobile signal. For Elara Thorne, that was precisely the point. She’d moved here three years ago to escape the family business, a world of ancient rules, hidden power, and dangerous politics that operated in the shadows of London. Here, she was just a freelance illustrator who kept to herself, deliberately ignoring the hum of old magic that radiated from the nearby Whispering Woods, a feeling like a phantom limb from a life she’d chosen to amputate.

Tonight, that quiet life was ending. It was the annual Sunstone Festival, a quaint folk revival that drew a surprising number of city-dwellers looking for an "authentic" weekend. The air, usually thick with the scent of rain and peat, was alive with fiddle music and the sizzle of frying onions. That’s when the first star fell. It wasn't the brief silver scratch of a meteor; it was a deliberate, silent tear of violet light descending with an unnatural, hypnotic grace. Someone in the crowd yelled, raising a smartphone to film it, but as the light intensified, every screen went black and every speaker crackled into silence, a pulse of pure energy washing over the valley. The object landed with a soft thud in the festival field, silencing the music in an instant.

Where it landed, a faceted crystal pulsed with a soft, ethereal glow. A second wave of energy followed the first—this one not electrical, but psychic. It rolled through the festival grounds like a silent tide, and as it passed, people simply stopped. The fiddler slumped over his instrument; tourists collapsed onto their picnic blankets, smartphones slipping from their grasp; the bartender in the beer tent froze mid-pour. They weren't dead, just… gone. Switched off. Only Elara remained standing, the wave washing over her not with alien force, but with a sickeningly familiar resonance. It was magic, raw and overwhelming, and it recognized the magic in her.

The absolute silence was terrifying. No distant rumble of traffic from the main road over the hills, no buzzing festival generator, not even the chime of a single phone. There was only the low, rhythmic hum of the fallen star and the sudden, heavy presence of the woods at her back. Fear, cold and sharp, pricked at her, but it was overshadowed by a more profound dread. This was a breach. A catastrophe on a scale that would tear through the Masquerade that hid her world from this one. She knew They would come—the Wardens of the Scepter, the Envoys of the Spire, everyone she had run from.

Her past is roaring back to find her. The mundane police will be here in hours, but the magical authorities will arrive much, much faster. She has minutes, at most, to act.

What is her first, desperate move?

POLL WILL BE UP SOON

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THE SAGA BEGINS SOON...

The sun sets, the woods grow dark, and a star is about to fall.

In just around an hour, the first part of THE SILVERWOOD SAGA arrives.

A sleeping village. A lone survivor. A choice that must be made.

Get ready. The story begins tonight.

#TheSilverwoodSaga #CommunityChoice #Fantasy

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Added a new photo > *The Last Night of Song*

In the heart of Silverwood, lanterns of spun moonlight are being lit. Tonight is the annual Sunstone Festival, a rare night of music and warmth meant to ward off the encroaching shadows of the Whispering Woods.

For generations, the villagers have believed their songs can keep the darkness at bay.
But tonight, the stars are listening.

And they have a song of their own.

The story of The Silverwood Saga begins when the music stops. It all begins this evening.

#TheSilverwoodSaga #Worldbuilding #FantasyLore #InteractiveStory

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Added a new photo > *Something Is Coming... Tonight.*

They say the woods at the edge of the world hold secrets. Tonight, those secrets will be revealed.

I am thrilled to announce the launch of THE SILVERWOOD SAGA!

This isn't a story you just read; it's a story you guide. An interactive fantasy epic where YOU, the community, will vote to decide our hero's path.

The first part drops TONIGHT. A village's destiny will be in your hands. Are you ready to make the first choice?

#TheSilverwoodSaga #StoryLaunch #InteractiveStory #Fantasy

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