TastesLikeChaos

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🚫NOT offering Humiliation🚫
📅‼️ BOOK IN ADVANCE ‼️📆
⚠️Y'all keep me Booked a couple weeks in advance around my OverTime work schedule⚠️ TYSM 🥰😘
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🤠 Hey Y'all! Chaos Here! 👋🏻
🕸️ Just Your Friendly, Bis**ual, Y'allternative Girl! 🕷️
🫨 Multi-Orgasmic 🥴
🌊 Rolling Orgasms 😵
🌪️ Feral Wife 💍
🧎🏻‍♀️ Collared Submissive 📿
⛓️ Definitely Not Vanilla! 🌶️
😍 I Love New Experiences 😘
🧛🏻‍♀️ 5' 7" 👩🏻‍💻 135lbs 🤸🏻‍♀️ Size 9 👟
🍒 36" ⌛ 28" 🍑 41" 😏
🍒 32dd ⌛ Sm 🍑 M-L 😉
🥷🏻 Not showing my Face yet 🎭

🥾 Blue Collar Woman 👠
🚜 Equipment Operator 👷🏻‍♀️
💸 I Work OverTime Weekly 🗓️
🛬 So Catch Me If You Can 🛫
🌄 I Hike As Often As I Can 🏞️
🌥️ If The Weather Allows It 🌫️

🧛🏻‍♀️ Newly Allergic to the Sun ☀️
👻 Count On Me Being Pale 🦇
🪴 Former Crazy Farm Lady 👩🏻‍🌾
🎮 Learning to Nerd Indoors 👩🏻‍💻
📚 Bookworm & Webtoon Fan 🤓

🤸🏻‍♀️ Stupid Early Workouts 🌅
🦵🏻 Calisthenics, Stability Ball 💪🏻
⭕ Bands, Free Weights, Yoga 🧘🏻‍♀️
🤠 And Throwing It Back 😉
💪🏻Conditioning for Pole & BJJ 🤼‍♀️
🥩 Clean, High Protein Diet 🍠

💨 420 Friendly, I Vape 🌲
🥃 I get Buzzed, not Drunk🍻
🍄‍🟫 Fungi Friendly 🍄

🧺 I use my Homemade Unscented Laundry Soap 🧼 That means only natural body odors on all my/ Our wears 🫅🏻👸🏻

🚭🏡 Non-smoking home! I even go outside to vape💨🌲

⚠️‼️Pet Dander WILL be present on all Wears so please be advised! (That's NOT the kind of Swelling we're going for here)‼️⚠️

🫨🔌🪒🪝🪮🪥🗑️ If you don't see what you're after in my shop, don't be shy! Simply ask! 🍽️🧴💄🍬🧪🤧💧💦🔴

🚢 Outbound on Tuesdays 📨
🤫 Discreet Packaging 🤐
🔍Tracking Number Provided every time 💌
‼️🚚 Shipping included for US buyers Only, within reason 🇺🇲‼️
‼️🌍 International shipping will be added to total price🌏‼️

🧭 Wanna know more about me? Don't be shy now! Check out my various Wishlists! Very revealing stuff there 😁

🤓 My Main Amazon Wishlist! p**k inside my mind, It's pretty chaotic in there 🧠😅

https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3P18K8E734PCE?ref_=wl_share

🤼‍♀️ My Fitness Wishlist!
Help inspire me along my journey back into Pole, Grappling & BJJ! Think of the future custom content I could create for you 😘💭😈

https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/12BJ5TOEYI6VI?ref_=wl_share

🤓 My Cosplay Wishlist ⚔️ Tell me what CosPlay you want to see, I've got so very many ideas 🤭🔮✨

https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3O2289UST8PS0?ref_=wl_share

👸🏻 My Domestic Goddess Wishlist 🏡 Y'allternative 1950s Housewife Customs Anyone? 🤘🏻🥧

https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2P38C30MF6NKL?ref_=wl_share

👑 My Throne Wishlist! Also pretty damn chaotic! 🤭

https://throne.com/tasteslikechaos

🫦 I'd LOVE to be available as a Full Time ATW Seller 😉 and you can help make that happen 😘
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