Auntie Flo's made me hot and cold all day... These have absorbed so much sweat~ (⁠✯⁠ᴗ⁠✯⁠)

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I'm cramping so bad rn (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠) Do my boobs look bigger than usual?? Idk, but I don't have any chocolate and that's honestly a crime

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Want these? DM me and tell me what you want to do with them (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

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Do you think my thighs are getting chubby? Idk, but I think I look cute as hell XD

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Greasy fingers! Who's licking them clean? (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

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Lunch time!! What are you having? (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

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What am I getting all dressed up for? Photoshoot incoming!!! (⁠๑⁠♡⁠⌓⁠♡⁠๑⁠)

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How many pathetic simps are waiting to pull these off with their teeth? (⁠◕⁠દ⁠◕⁠)

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I honestly can't remember how long I've been wearing these.... They absolutely stink. Like, sweaty vinegar stink. What a shame I'm going away in a few days, and can't ship them out. Guess the washing machine gets to enjoy these (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

On today's episode of Um, No? (I don't do anything in person, people!)

I've been wearing these for 72 hours XD They've been on two dog walks and slept in, too! My scent is super malty 😋

My tight little body snaps back so quickly (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠) Aren't I cute?

Who's my first trash stash going to? Brush hair, chewed gum, crisp packet and a soda can for your shrine to your Goddess (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

I've been saving my chewed gum this week... Who's hungry?? :3

The delusions are winning lmao who wants to treat me? (✿◡‿◡)

Listen up, everyone!

Tell me how you'd take them off? ⁄⁠(⁠⁄⁠ ⁠⁄^⁠⁄⁠-⁠⁄^⁄⁠ ⁠⁄⁠)⁠⁄

New socks who dis? (⁠◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠)

Ughhhhhh

Who else loves being told how to do their job? ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ